Twitter engineers in their code review with Elon

Content Shout I remove this code a. or just comment it out until management changes their mind

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Content A Common Mistake! AB2 Alice and Bob can complete a job in 2 hours. A C3 Alice and Charlie can complete the same job in 3 hours. B C4 Bob and Charlie can complete the same job in 4 hours. 2(A B C) 9 A B C 92 4.5 They take 4.5 hours working together. Mind Your Decisions pac1261 1 year ago p 16 4.9K REPLY But this makes no sense! When three people work together, it should take less time than when only two people work. But 4.5 hours is more time. So this answer must be wrong; the equations were set up incorrectly. 1 work in software development, and everyone in that field knows that the more programmers you assign to a task, the longer it will take.

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The mathematical impossibility is the real punchline here! Half + 90% = 140% of programming effort, which perfectly captures how time seems to warp when you're hunting down that one elusive bug. It's like entering a quantum realm where the laws of mathematics no longer apply and a "quick fix" somehow consumes your entire weekend. Every developer has experienced that moment of existential dread when they realize their elegant 10-minute coding solution has spawned 8 hours of "why isn't this working?!" frustration. The quote isn't wrong though—it just forgot to account for the space-time distortion field that activates whenever you type "console.log" for the 47th time.

While Vim zealots and VS Code fanboys are busy screaming at each other with tears streaming down their faces, the true gigachad silently opens Notepad and gets the job done without spending 3 hours configuring plugins. Sure, it's like performing surgery with a butter knife, but sometimes you just need to edit a damn config file without your computer throwing a tantrum. The real flex isn't your fancy IDE—it's shipping code while everyone else is still arguing about tab width.