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Content Me looking at rProgrammerHumor as a teen java dev and realising I'm bad at everything.

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Content CEO to all the managers: "Can this be delivered in 6 months?" Me (a junior developer): "Of course!" HR Head My Manager CEO My Mentor Chief Architect Projector Lady or. io

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