Truly depressing

Developers: "I hate PHP! Get that thing out of my face!" Also developers: *aggressively consumes Laravel, a PHP framework* Five minutes later: *quietly making money with the very thing they claimed to despise* The circle of developer life: loudly hating technologies while secretly using them to pay the bills. The dollar signs don't lie.

Content Got a CV today and the guy literally listed one of his skills as 'googling' We're interviewing him

Content THE TWO STATES OF EVERY PROGRAMMER IAM A GOD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING.

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Content YOU MATCHED WITH ON 11617 include stdio.h include PickupLines.h void PhoneNum(int digits) if(digits 0) printf("smooth as fuckn"); else printf("Err:Missing numn"); int main () int x; RandPickUpLine(); printf ("Enter Digits:n"); scanf ("d n",8x); PhoneNum (x); return 0; int main ( int x; RandPickUpLine(); printf("Enter Digits:n"); scanf ("d In", x); PhoneNum (x); return 0; ? program Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you. Enter Digits: Tue, Nov 7, 2017, 4:09 PM Hahaha this is the best thing and most unique someone has ever sent me GIF Type a message Send GIF Type a message Send

Content What my code looks like after first writing it. What my code looks like after walking away from it for 6 months.