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The perfect encapsulation of tech industry decision-making! Instead of addressing the root problems of unstable, unmaintainable code bases, let's just hire more "vibe coders" who prioritize aesthetic GitHub profiles over documentation. Nothing says "we've fixed our technical debt" like bringing in developers who commit with messages like "✨ fixed stuff ✨" without explaining what they actually did. Next sprint feature: AI-generated commit messages that somehow contain even less information than "updated code"!

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When your junior dev creates a pull request without running tests, fixing linting errors, or even reviewing their own code. Just smashes that green button and expects everyone else to clean up the mess. And the worst part? We've all been that dev at some point. Nothing says "not my problem anymore" like a hastily created PR with the commit message "fix stuff".

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