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Content Pranay Pathole PPathole 1973: -What are you doing with that 4KB of RAM? -Sending people to the moon. 2019: - What are you doing with that 16GB of RAM and 102 CPU? - Excel has a dialogue box open somewhere.

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That traffic light is hanging by a thread but still dutifully signaling red! Just like that production code held together with duct tape, regex hacks, and questionable if-else chains that somehow passes all tests. The compiler doesn't judge your spaghetti code—it just wants syntax compliance. And honestly, who among us hasn't pushed that monstrosity to production with a commit message like "refactor later" (narrator: they never refactored ). Future maintainers will curse your name, but hey—the traffic's still flowing!

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Content M 'TitsMcGee4782! Y-yes? Did you, on March 26 2014, submit a post to the "IT tech support" forum in which you were literally begging for help with a very specific computer problem? Uh... . And, did you follow up that post with a reply 2 hours later simply saying, "never mind, I figured it out!", thus being of zero help to who- ever might find that post in the future? Maybe! 2018 Kristian Nygard Programmerumor.io patreon.comoptipess www.optipess.com