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The expectation vs. reality of frontend development is perfectly captured in this Squid Game cookie comparison. You start thinking it's just drawing a simple triangle—clean lines, minimal effort. Then reality hits and suddenly you're meticulously carving a fractal nightmare of nested triangles where one wrong move breaks everything. Just like when your CSS looks perfect until someone opens it on a different browser and your beautiful design transforms into an eldritch horror. The only difference is that in Squid Game you die quickly; with frontend, you suffer for eternity trying to center a div.

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When your wife says "it's the memory that counts" and your programmer brain interprets it literally. The poor guy bought 32GB of RAM thinking he was being romantic! The ultimate technical pun that only a developer could come up with - confusing computer memory with sentimental memories. Meanwhile, his wife probably wanted chocolates or flowers, but instead got enough RAM to run Chrome with more than three tabs open. That's what happens when you take relationship advice from Stack Overflow instead of actual humans.

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