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Content Dennis Ritchie dmr It makes literally zero sense to code in a programming language that maps the value O to false and everything else to true, but then use exit status O to report success. programming 12:00 AM Jan 1, 1970 2.5K Retweets 660 Quote Tweets 20.4K Likes

Content Kat Maddox ctrishifti God I wish there was an easier way to do this private bool IsEven(int number) if (number 1) return false; else if (number 2) return true; else if (number 3) return false; else if (number 4) return true; else if (number 5) return false; else if (number 6) return true; else if (number 7) return false; else if (number 8) return true; else if (number 9) return false; else if (number 10) return true; else if (number 11) return false; else if (number 12) return true; else if (number 13) return false; else if (number 14) return true; else if (number 15) return false; else if (number 16) return true; else if (number 17) return false; else if (number 18) return true; else if (number 19) return false; else if (number 20) return true; else if (number 21) return false; else if (numher 22) return true

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