They're not wrong

Content : Anonymous 123015(Wed)13:20:20 No.52136895 Let's write a Java program, one line per post. public class 4chan Java Sun Microsystems 15 KB PNG : Anonymous 123015(Wed)13:22:04 No.52136914 52137050 52137154 52137176 52137440 52139445 52139611 52139839 52139845

While the Alpha and Beta males are locked in their eternal, ridiculous hammer-and-anvil struggle, the TRUE software genius sits back with their documentation, waiting for the stable release. GASP! The audacity of skipping all that early-adopter drama! Why waste precious life force on buggy alpha builds when you can swoop in post-launch with a fully functional product? The rest of us MERE MORTALS are out here beta testing like unpaid interns while Final Release Guy is living in 3023 with actual working code. Simply scandalous!

Content Starting Hack... Hacking FBI 0 Hacking FBI 20 Hacking FBI 40 Hacking FBI 60 Hacking FBI 80 In the movies Hacking FBI 100 FBI Hacked Successfully 1 print("Starting Hack.. print ("Hacking FBI OX"); print("Hacking FBI 20"); print("Hacking FBI 40"); S print ("Hacking FBI 60"); 6 print ("Hacking FBI 80"); Behind the scenes print("Hacking FBI 1008"); print ("FBI Hacked Successfully");

Content Here's your website! Let me just add some Javascript... Yumm' Perfect!! CommitStrip.com

Oh my goodness, this is PEAK resume padding energy! 😂 That one sad little "Hello World" program standing awkwardly among your professional projects like it BELONGS there! Nothing screams "desperate to fill white space" like putting your first-ever for-loop next to your actual accomplishments! It's the coding equivalent of listing "proficient at Microsoft Word" when applying to be a senior developer! The contrast is just *chef's kiss* perfect - your fancy React project right next to "I once made a calculator that sometimes works"!

Content If I can't hit you with the hammer.. Then I'll hit the hammer with you! tygermama Thanos: Creative Problem Solver