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The nightmare of every DevOps engineer - literal shipping containers labeled "API" stacked like Docker containers. Your therapist says Dockerised APIs can't hurt you, but there they are, physically manifesting in the real world. This is what happens when you take "containerization" too literally. Next thing you know, your microservices will be delivered by actual microscopic courier services.

GASP! The AUDACITY of developers thinking they can hide behind AI! 💅 When you run git blame to find out which MONSTER broke the code, it reveals the actual HUMAN criminal - not GitHub Copilot! Your AI assistant isn't taking the fall for your disaster of a commit, sweetie! That's right, your name is PERMANENTLY etched in the git history hall of shame! There's no escaping accountability in this dystopian developer hellscape!