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The digital hoarding phenomenon strikes again! That sweet dopamine hit from clicking "Purchase" during Steam sales is vastly superior to the actual commitment of downloading and playing the games. My Steam library has more unplayed titles than a bookshelf at an illiterate's house. It's basically a digital museum of good intentions at this point. The backlog grows faster than technical debt in a startup with no code reviews.

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Pulling RAM from a running computer is basically performing a lobotomy on the poor machine. Those glitchy screens aren't just artifacts—they're the digital equivalent of your PC's death rattle as its volatile memory gets yanked mid-thought. It's like trying to remove someone's hippocampus while they're reciting poetry. "I think that I shall never see— *BZZZZT* —KERNEL PANIC: MEMORY NOT FOUND." Pro tip: If you want your computer to hate you in its next life, this is how you make that happen.

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