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aptitude moo There are no Easter Eggs in this program. aptitude -v moo There really are no Easter Eggs in this program. aptitude -vv moo Didn’t I already tell you that there are no Easter Eggs in this program? aptitude -vvv moo Stop it! aptitude -vvvv moo Okay, okay, if I give you an Easter Egg, will you go away? aptitude -vvvvv moo All right, you win. aptitude -vvvvv moo What is it? It’s an elephant being eaten by a snake, of course.