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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of spending 4 HOURS writing a script instead of suffering through 3 hours of mind-numbing manual labor! 💅 The DRAMA of it all - spending an EXTRA HOUR just to avoid clicking the same button 5,000 times like some sort of digital hamster on a wheel! But honey, that's not wasted time - that's an INVESTMENT in your sanity and future laziness. The script will be there tomorrow, but those 3 hours of your life? GONE FOREVER. Besides, what kind of self-respecting developer manually does ANYTHING that could be automated? The HORROR!

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You spend three hours explaining why the feature will take two weeks to implement, complete with technical debt analysis, database migration concerns, and API limitations. The business team nods enthusiastically. Then they ask if you can have it done by Friday. The headphones aren't even plugged in. They never were. That "good point" they mentioned? They have no idea what you said. They're just waiting for their turn to say "but it's just a button" again. Pro tip: Next time, just say "no" and watch them suddenly develop the ability to hear.

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When VS Code decides it's had enough of your spaghetti functions and infinite loops. That error message might be fake, but the feeling is painfully real. Every developer knows that moment when your editor might as well just say "I give up" instead of pointing out the actual syntax error on line 347. The only thing missing is VS Code slowly clapping while it watches you struggle through your 5th refactor attempt.