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Sure, AI will replace programmers... right after it figures out what "a button that does something" means. The robot claims it just needs clear requirements and detailed specs, meanwhile product managers are out here giving requirements like they're ordering at a restaurant after three martinis. Good luck getting that neural network to interpret "make it pop" or "you know what I mean, right?"

Just when you thought C couldn't get more intimidating, the Germans had to give it their efficiency treatment. What you're looking at is basically regular C code wearing lederhosen and drinking a beer. Ganz Haupt() is just main() with a superiority complex, druckef() is printf() after taking German lessons, and zurück 0 is return 0 but with an umlaut attitude. The real horror isn't the syntax—it's imagining the compiler errors in German. They probably come with a side of existential dread and philosophical critique of your coding style.

The language wars are getting brutal! C# thinks adding a number to a string makes "a1" because it's doing string concatenation. Python's like "that's not valid syntax, you fool!" Meanwhile, C is just sitting there with its empty string result because it's adding the ASCII value of 'a' (97) to 1, getting 98 (which is 'b'), but then comparing it to an empty string, which is... definitely not what anyone wanted. This is why we can't have nice things in cross-language teams.