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Remember the ancient art of writing code from your own brain? That mythical skill where you actually memorize syntax instead of copy-pasting from Stack Overflow? The meme perfectly captures that rare moment of pride when you manage to write a whole 10 lines of functioning code without frantically Googling "how to center a div" or "javascript array methods cheatsheet" for the 500th time. In 2023, writing even a simple for-loop without external assistance feels like honest work worthy of a humble farmer's pride. The neural pathways that once stored actual programming knowledge have been replaced with search query optimization skills.

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The source code reveals Microsoft's desperate browser strategy. Any search containing "ch", "chr", "chro", "chrom", or "chrome" triggers an Edge promotion. It's like trying to order a Coke at a Pepsi factory. The guy's face says it all - the universal expression of "I just want the thing I asked for, not a lecture about why your thing is better." Microsoft's browser desperation is reaching stalker-level intensity.

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