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Content Tashona Smith SmithTashona We started learning about SQL in class tonight, and created a table called "people" When it came time to add info to the table, the command was "INSERT INTO people" and that's definitely the funniest thing that happened to me today.

Oh, the classic "JAVA as an acronym" meme with our dancing hot dog friend! This is what happens when you've been compiling the same legacy codebase since Java 1.4. The desperate cry of "Just help me please I've been stuck in this enterprise dev job for the past 5 years and I'm slowly deteriorating" hits harder than a NullPointerException on production. The Pokémon screaming "AAAAAAA" at the bottom is basically every Java developer when they see yet another AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean in their codebase. Enterprise Java: where your soul and your variable names both get unnecessarily long!

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Content Four engineers get into a car. The car won't start. The Mechanical engineer says: "It's a broken starter" . The Electrical engineer says: "Dead battery". The Chemical engineer says: "Impurities in the gasoline" The IT engineer says: "Hey guys, I have an idea how about we all get out of the car and get back in".

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