The Legends

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Content Using a debugger Debug with print statements SEANK

Content When the issue doesn't reproduce while showing to developers.. Testers: Dude you are embarrassing me in front of the wizards

Content When she says you're her 1 But you're a programmer!

Sacrificed a potential relationship to explain the entry point of every Java program. That tear isn't from rejection—it's from realizing you spent an hour explaining method signatures instead of making actual conversation. Sure, she now understands the sacred incantation needed to appease the JVM gods, but at what cost? Your dating life? Worth it though. Somewhere out there, she's writing her first Hello World while you're back to debugging in solitude. The curse of knowledge strikes again.

Content christina zhu cszhu if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship. true happiness comes from closing 100 chrome tabs after solving an obscure programming bug, not from someone else 15:35 21 Feb. 20 Twitter Web App