The Wooly Oracle Of Tech

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The Wooly Oracle Of Tech

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Software architects are the mythical creatures of tech teams who spend years growing their wool of abstract knowledge until they become these massive, overgrown sheep of theoretical expertise. The meme perfectly captures how they finally emerge from their architectural diagrams and design patterns when forced to join a video call—just an absolute unit of fluff with barely visible features underneath. Their "pet" is just the poor developer who has to implement all those "elegant" solutions while the architect sits there looking smug about their latest microservice manifesto. The bigger the wool, the more senior the title!

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