The eternal work ethic of software engineers—where even mortality is evaluated through the lens of optimizing PTO. Nothing says "dedicated professional" quite like hoping your demise conveniently falls before the morning standup. The true sign of a seasoned dev isn't elegant code or clever algorithms—it's calculating how to maximize the efficiency of your own death to avoid wasting a perfectly good sick day. Because heaven forbid you die at 5:01 PM after already putting in a full day of debugging someone else's spaghetti code.
The Ultimate PTO Optimization Strategy
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