The Ultimate PTO Optimization Strategy

Content vaporwavesimulator some video game channel: if you use cheats to clip through this area you will find a model of a tomato! i wonder why they put this here me every time: :O !!! dospunk Devs: yeah when we take out the tomato everything breaks so we just left it in Source: vaporwavesimulator

You know that one senior dev who shows up to the system design interview with a conspiracy theorist's wall of chaos? Red strings connecting random boxes, sticky notes everywhere, and somehow they're convinced their architecture that hits the database 47 times per page load is "fine actually." Meanwhile they're out here explaining why caching is "premature optimization" while their API response times are measured in geological epochs. Sure buddy, let's just query that unindexed table with 50 million rows on every request. What could go wrong? The confidence-to-competence ratio here is absolutely off the charts. They've got the energy of someone who's never been paged at 2 AM because Redis went down and suddenly realized why everyone kept saying "just cache it."

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Content Why Use Arrays? Computer Memory Huge ( 250GB) Computing Fast ( 2 billionsecond) speed Takes direction Does exactly as told Speed of updates Nearly instantaneous Ability to plan reason Cannot make plans; No reasoning skills; Lacks common sense Professor, Can't remember which day it is Slow (needs fingers toes) Leaves toilet seat up Wears t-shirts from 1989 Makes (semi-)complicated plans; Good reasoning skills; Lacks common sense

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