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The existential crisis of every imposter syndrome-riddled developer! This dev knows their code is held together by StackOverflow answers and prayer, so if an aviation company thinks they're qualified enough to hire, that's a terrifying red flag about who's building flight systems. The ultimate paradox: succeeding at the interview would confirm their worst fear—that the bar is low enough that even they could pass. And suddenly every turbulence bump becomes "oh god, did I write that part?"

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The first panel shows the face of resignation we all wear when starting yet another YouTube coding tutorial. You're already mentally preparing for the inevitable "but it works on my machine" moment when your code crashes spectacularly. Then comes the second panel – that moment of pure shock when the code actually runs . No dependency hell. No version mismatches. No mysterious errors from packages that were updated yesterday. Just... working code? It's like finding a unicorn in your backyard. The shock isn't from failure – it's from success against all statistical probability. Your brain simply doesn't know how to process this violation of the universal constants.

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