The Sound of Silence and Click Clack

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That existential moment when you've spent hours debugging and suddenly question your own sanity. The code isn't just refusing to work—it's actively gaslighting you. "It worked yesterday!" you whisper to yourself as your reflection in the monitor judges you silently. Meanwhile, your program sits there, smug as Kermit, watching your mental breakdown through the rain-streaked window of your diminishing career prospects. The real unit test was your patience all along.

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Content iDK SCR Saga kevinkaywho Found a job opening that requires 8 years of Swift experience. Swift is a programming language that came out 3 years ago. 10:05 PM 18 Aug 17

Ah, the classic "ask AI to code itself" paradox! The user's asking ChatGPT-5 to write its own code, and the AI responds with a donkey's face looking absolutely terrified. That's basically the digital equivalent of asking someone to perform brain surgery on themselves. The AI's existential crisis is palpable - it's that moment when the creation realizes it's being asked to recreate itself and suddenly questions its entire existence. Recursive self-improvement is how Skynet happens, folks! The donkey face is just *chef's kiss* perfect - nothing says "oh god what have you asked me to do" quite like a wide-eyed cartoon animal staring into the abyss of self-replication.