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The wise master delivers the ultimate JavaScript existential crisis. Developers love blaming their tools rather than facing the harsh truth—maybe it's not the language that's broken, but your understanding of it. Sure, JavaScript has quirks (looking at you, type coercion and "==" vs "==="), but it powers basically the entire internet. That moment when you realize your hatred of JavaScript might just be a convenient shield for not wanting to learn its deeper patterns. Brutal philosophical truth bombs from Avatar: The Last Airbender we never expected.

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