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THE ETERNAL COSMIC MYSTERY OF PROGRAMMING! 😱 One minute your code is a COMPLETE DISASTER throwing errors like confetti at a parade, and you're questioning your entire career choice. Then, without changing a SINGLE. BLESSED. THING. you run it again and suddenly it works FLAWLESSLY?! The universe is literally MOCKING US! The worst part? You'll never know WHY it suddenly decided to cooperate. The code gods just deemed you worthy after watching you suffer enough. Truly the most toxic relationship I've ever been in.

The indie game dev lifecycle in a nutshell: Five glorious years of success followed by eternal obscurity. Just like Herman Melville who went from celebrated author to "who?" faster than you can say "white whale." Your first game is Flappy Bird , your second is Flappy Bird: The Sequel Nobody Asked For . The Wikipedia timeline of your career will be equally savage—a brief moment of glory followed by the crushing section heading: "2023-2028: Unsuccessful developer who now works at Starbucks."

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That's not a hamster wheel, it's a developer wheel. Sprint 385 and still running on empty promises. The poor LEGO dev thinking "just one more story point and I'll get that promotion" while management watches with that smile that says "keep running, we've got shareholders to please." Seven years in and I'm still waiting for that mythical 20% time to work on technical debt. Meanwhile, the Agility cards scattered around are just decoration for the investor tour.

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