The Programmers Flag

Ah, the unofficial battle cry of every software project ever started. WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY. Nothing captures the soul-crushing reality of development quite like that red flag of truth. Every project starts with "Yeah, should take a couple days" and ends with you explaining to management why you're still debugging the same issue three weeks later. The eternal optimism followed by the crushing reality is basically our industry's business model at this point.