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The holy war of development methodologies in one perfect image. Test-driven developers silently writing tests before code like they're taking sacred vows, while error-driven developers (aka the rest of us) frantically debug production crashes at 2AM, screaming into Slack channels. We all know which one management prefers, and which one actually ships the product. Let's be honest – we've all promised ourselves "I'll write tests first next time" right after putting out the fifth fire of the day. Spoiler: we never do.

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The universe has a sick sense of humor when it comes to debugging. You stare at your screen for hours, nothing. Take one bite of lunch? Ding! Lightbulb moment. Go on vacation? Two brilliant solutions pop up. But the true galaxy-brain debugging happens when you're trapped on the porcelain throne with no computer in sight - suddenly your mind unleashes a torrent of solutions more powerful than the flush. The bathroom is where your brain finally decides to stop buffering and deliver that O(1) solution you've been hunting for days. Coincidence? I think not. Your brain is just waiting for the moment when you're literally unable to implement anything.