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Ah, the advanced archaeological technique of bash history spelunking. Why waste 30 seconds reading documentation when you can spend 20 minutes scrolling through 4 months of commands trying to find that one magical incantation you used once? It's not laziness, it's efficiency... just with extra steps and questionable results. The true mark of a seasoned developer isn't knowing all the commands - it's knowing approximately when you last used the one you need.

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Content What is a callback? Asked 11 years ago Active 1 year, 6 months ago Viewed 226k times What's a callback and how is it implemented in C? 144 c callback Share Edit Follow 74 asked Jan 26 '10 at 14:00 Fill cam 7,637 17 0 54 81 11 Answers Active Oldest Votes I just met you, And this is crazy, 1103 But here's my number (delegate), So if something happens (event), Call me, maybe (callback)? 19 Share Edit Follow edited Jul 26 '16 at 23:28 1 kindall 155k 30 236 280 answered Oct 29 '12 at 20:13 31 LightStriker 15.6k 2 20 26 Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of Programming?

Gather 'round the campfire, kids! That's Mr. Krabs telling SpongeBob horror stories about the ancient debugging rituals. Back when Stack Overflow was just a gleam in Jeff Atwood's eye, we had to read man pages - these massive walls of cryptic text with more flags than the United Nations. No fancy IDEs with tooltips, no quick Google searches, just you and terminal output that might as well have been written in hieroglyphics. We'd spend hours deciphering parameters like archaeologists, only to find the solution was a single dash we missed on page 47. The youth today with their ChatGPT don't know the trauma of typing "man grep" and watching your evening disappear.