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Content Google programmers are programmers are not engineers programmers are programmers are easily scared programmers are arrogant programmers are lazy programmers are losers programmers are weird programmers are idiots programmers are annoying programmers are afraid to touch the code

Content Finishing projects Abandoning projects Starting a new project before finishing the Continuously coming up with new ideas without doing anything

Content MOM WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE? SWEETIE, I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY Visual ITS YOU... AND BY A LOT. Visua! RGRAFO

Content Business managers when IT tells them they need a database You mean like... make a spreadsheet?

Content Normal programmers Here, apply that algorithm OK Al programmers You have to find yourself the algorithm WTF?

Content MENSE THIS 15 MY FAVORITE LANGUAGE javascript redcoders "11" 1 "111" "11" - 1 10 GRAFO