The only valid Measurement of Code Quality: WTFs/Minute

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Someone drops the "AI can't replace you if your job never required intelligence" wisdom bomb, and the response is immediate confusion. The reply? "You're safe." Turns out the best job security isn't learning the latest framework or grinding LeetCode—it's being so thoroughly incompetent that AI wouldn't even know where to start. Can't automate what you can't understand. Your move, ChatGPT.

When the senior dev asks you to explain your code to a non-technical stakeholder, and suddenly you realize you don't actually understand what you built either. That moment when your elaborate JavaScript framework is just a glorified rubber duck – it looks impressive floating in the bath of your codebase, but you have no idea what it's actually supposed to do. The perfect representation of every technical interview where you confidently wrote something that worked by accident.

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OMG, the HORROR of taking things too literally! 😱 Someone's boss suggested "vibe coding" - probably meaning to code with good energy or follow the team's coding style - but INSTEAD they grabbed an actual vibrator! The absolute AUDACITY of miscommunication in tech! And those striped socks are clearly the mark of a developer who's given up on all professional boundaries. This is what happens when you don't specify your requirements properly, people! The sprint retrospective is going to be AWKWARD AF! 💀