The only valid Measurement of Code Quality: WTFs/Minute

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of tech layoffs in one perfect comic! 😭 Everyone's playing the blame game while the ACTUAL reason for tech unemployment (economic cycles and market uncertainty) gets you LITERALLY DEFENESTRATED from the building! The audacity! The drama! Meanwhile, AI and "foreigners" get all the blame because heaven forbid we acknowledge the boring truth that capitalism has ups and downs. No no, much easier to dramatically point fingers at the shiny new tech or people who don't look like us! The tech industry really said "We don't do nuance here, sweetie. Now fly out this window with your reasonable explanation!" ✈️💨

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Ah, the sacred art of commit messages. The sign demands "Commit messages must contain actual information" while the developer mutters "If those kids could read they'd be very upset." Nothing quite captures the essence of developer rebellion like pushing code with messages like "fixed stuff," "it works now," and the ever-popular "some bug fixes." Sure, future-you will have absolutely no idea what changes were made or why, but present-you saved a whole 15 seconds not documenting properly. Brilliant strategy!