The only valid Measurement of Code Quality: WTFs/Minute

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Ah, the classic "accidental programming genius" moment. Son spends 8 hours creating a Frankenstein's monster of Stack Overflow snippets, and Dad swoops in with the programming equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The sheer dumb luck of suggesting an integer instead of float and watching it magically work is the digital version of hitting the TV to fix the reception. The best part? Dad has absolutely no idea why it worked either.

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Content Question 10 of 18 Bash stands for Basic Analog Shell Bourne Again Shell Behold! Another Shell! Boring, Available Shell