The only valid Measurement of Code Quality: WTFs/Minute

That moment of pure existential dread when muscle memory betrays you and suddenly your super-secret password " iLoveCats2007! " is on full display in the username field. Your brain frantically calculates how quickly you can hit backspace while simultaneously wondering if the person next to you has photographic memory. Nothing quite says "security expert" like broadcasting your credentials to the entire coffee shop. Pro tip: if this happens, just loudly announce "That's not my actual password, it's just what I type to confuse hackers" and watch as absolutely nobody believes you.

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This meme perfectly captures the chaotic reality of network protocols for programmers! 😂 The joke here is that when someone says "Please follow protocol," they're asking you to follow a set of rules or procedures. But for programmers, the word "protocol" triggers an existential crisis because there are so many different networking protocols to choose from! The image shows a menacing character (from what appears to be an anime) with various protocol names floating around - TCP, UDP, HTTP, MQTT, Bluetooth, etc. - representing the overwhelming number of communication protocols programmers need to deal with. It's like asking "which restaurant should we go to?" and getting bombarded with every restaurant in a 50-mile radius. The meme perfectly captures that moment of "Wait, which protocol are you talking about? I know like 20 different ones!" Every programmer who's had to work with networking or IoT has felt this pain - staring into the abyss of protocols and wondering which one is the right choice for their specific use case. And just when you think you've mastered them all, a new one appears!

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