The Newbie Asking For Help On X

Newbie asks a simple question about hunting mice. Gets three different answers from three increasingly large predators, each suggesting progressively bigger prey. Nobody actually answers the original question.

Welcome to tech Twitter, where asking "how do I center a div?" gets you responses like "why aren't you using a design system?" and "real developers use CSS Grid" and someone inevitably suggests rewriting your entire frontend in Rust. The helpful answer you needed? Buried under 47 quote tweets about architectural patterns.

Stack Overflow at least tells you your question is a duplicate. Twitter just flexes on you with increasingly complex solutions while your actual problem remains unsolved.