The First Vibe Coder

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The First Vibe Coder

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Remember when you thought programming was about writing elegant algorithms and clean code? Then reality hit. Now you're debugging legacy code at 3AM, guessing why it works, and adding comments like "// Don't touch this or everything breaks." Tony isn't building an arc reactor—he's just vibing with the code until it mysteriously works. No documentation, pure intuition, and a concerning amount of caffeine. The true superhero origin story of every senior developer.

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