The First Vibe Coder

Content Claire AzureDoo Husband and I reminiscing about the time I texted him on my way home: "Can you start cooking those sausages?" Then added 3 as a cute little heart. He cooked 2 sausages.

Sweet summer child thinks Harvard's CS50 intro course with Scratch is the hard part. That's like celebrating you survived the kiddie pool before diving into the Mariana Trench. The full CS50x will introduce you to memory management in C where every segmentation fault feels like a personal attack from the universe. Those teary anime eyes won't be so dry when you're debugging pointer arithmetic at 2AM while questioning your life choices.

Content So, Bob, why should we hire you? That's a stupid question WELCOME ABOARD! ProgrammerHumor. 10 stackoverflow Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Content After 5 days of Python: Wow, I love how easy it is to read And tab-scoping is really intuitive! After 10 years of Python: IM TELLING YOU, JUST OVERWRITE repr WITH A LAMBDA INSIDE OF A DICT COMPREHENSION INSIDE OF A LAMBDA! IT'S MORE PYTHONIC!

Content Do not repeat the same error in your code over and over again. Create a function with it and call whenever you need. Proarammerhumo

Content L Anonymous 122614(Fri) 19:51:11 No. 45793352 B 45793379 45794765 45794788 45796081 45799058 45800174 why the fuck start ups only want ruby on rails developers? Anonymous 122614(Fri)22:01:48 No. 45794867 45794890 45798725 45798760 45799182 45799190 45799231 45800065 It's hipster technology. They create an internet startup with Rails or Node.js on top of MongoDB. They have a io domain with a name that normally ends in -er but they removed the 'e'. They code in Sublime Text on their Macbooks while sitting in Starbucks. When people ask about their work they refer to themselves as a "code artisan".