The Elite Hacker's Guide To YouTube Navigation

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The Elite Hacker's Guide To YouTube Navigation

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The AUDACITY of recommendation algorithms thinking they know me! 😤 While mere mortals click links with reckless abandon, we programmers are out here playing 4D chess with YouTube's AI. Copy link? ✓ Incognito mode? ✓ Digital footprint OBLITERATED! The sheer PARANOIA of thinking "if I click this ONE video about mechanical keyboards, my entire feed will become nothing but clicky-clacky keyboard ASMR until the END OF TIME!" It's not being dramatic when YouTube literally turns one casual click into your entire personality!

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