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Subtle genius at work here. In PHP, all variables start with a dollar sign ($), but the joke pretends it's because PHP developers are desperately chasing money rather than just following syntax rules. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are over here using camelCase like they're riding economic humps to prosperity, and Python devs think whitespace will somehow pay their bills. The irony? PHP powers ~78% of the web, including Facebook, which literally prints money. So maybe those dollar signs were prophetic after all.

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The eternal false confidence of local development! That blissful moment when your tests pass perfectly on your machine, and you're ready to push to production with a smug coffee sip. Then reality hits harder than a null pointer exception—the CI pipeline turns your code into a digital dumpster fire. Classic environment discrepancy nightmare. Your local setup with its special snowflake dependencies, cached artifacts, and that one weird config file you forgot to commit is NOTHING like the sterile CI environment. The face says it all—from "I'm a coding genius" to "I've made a terrible mistake" faster than you can type git revert .

That ambitious learning roadmap you made when starting out? Pure fantasy. Three years later and you're still trying to figure out why your promise chain is returning undefined. The JavaScript rabbit hole has no bottom - just increasingly bizarre ways to shoot yourself in the foot. Meanwhile, those other languages you planned to learn are collecting dust in your bookmarks folder labeled "Weekend Projects" since 2019.