The Duality Of Developer Life

Terminal users rejecting the simple ls command in favor of the more verbose $~ Show me the contents of the folder is peak AI prompt era nonsense. Next thing you know they'll be typing "Please, kind terminal, would you be so gracious as to display all hidden files" instead of ls -la . The efficiency is just... gone.

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The entire software development lifecycle summarized in three devastating stages: Birth (you write some code), "it works on my machine" (peak developer smugness featuring the world's most confident cat), and Death (when literally anyone else tries to run it). The smug cat radiating pure satisfaction is the PERFECT representation of every developer who's ever uttered those cursed words before their code spectacularly fails in production. Docker exists specifically because we couldn't stop being this cat, and honestly? Still worth it.

When you ask a frontend dev to show their CSS and they hit you with a calligraphy lesson instead. This dude's code looks like it belongs in a museum, not a text editor. The irony of using fancy cursive font to write CSS that's supposed to style a website is just *chef's kiss*. It's like writing your grocery list in Shakespearean English. Sure, it technically works, but good luck debugging that masterpiece at 4:59 PM on a Friday when production is down.