The Dragon To Lizard Pipeline

Code review Code quality Sleep deprivation Late night coding Morning-regrets Dragon code

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The Dragon To Lizard Pipeline

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The majestic dragon of late-night coding vs the plastic toy lizard of morning reality. Nothing quite captures that special moment when your sleep-deprived brain convinced you that you wrote elegant, revolutionary code at 4AM, only to discover in the harsh light of day that you actually created a monstrosity held together by duct tape and wishful thinking. The transformation is so complete you'll swear someone broke into your computer overnight and replaced your beautiful creation with whatever this is. Coffee doesn't fix it either - it just makes you more awake while you stare at the horror you've unleashed.

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