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The ultimate reverse psychology UI pattern! Some brilliant dev created buttons that say "Please don't touch this" right next to "Click here to purchase" – essentially guaranteeing everyone will press the forbidden button. It's the digital equivalent of putting a big red button labeled "DO NOT PRESS" in front of curious humans. The implementation is so beautifully lazy yet effective that it deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame for Malicious Compliance . The dev clearly understood that humans are hardwired to do exactly what they're told not to do. Probably knocked this out 5 minutes before the deadline while muttering "ship it and let QA deal with it."

Machine learning algorithms in a nutshell: trained to identify "daddy" but wildly misinterpreting based on, uh, certain physical attributes. The algorithm sees round objects and makes confident yet hilariously wrong predictions. Just like that neural network you spent weeks training only to have it confidently label your boss's bald head as "an egg in its natural habitat" during the company demo. Context matters, folks! But try explaining that to a model that's just looking for patterns without understanding what those patterns actually mean.

GitHub Copilot silently judging your spaghetti code while simultaneously ingesting it for "training purposes." The awkward bat face is basically Copilot's internal reaction when it sees your proprietary algorithms and realizes they're worth exactly $0.00 on the black market. Turns out your paranoia about AI stealing company secrets was justified, but for all the wrong reasons.

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The only thing scarier than a merge conflict at 4:59 PM on Friday? The WordPress logo appearing in your project requirements. That blue "W" has sent more senior devs running for the hills than any code review. It's the universal signal that you're about to spend the next three months fighting with someone else's janky plugins and questioning every life choice that led you to this moment. The brave facade crumbles instantly when faced with the cosmic horror of inheriting a five-year-old WordPress site with 37 abandoned plugins and a custom theme coded by an "SEO expert."