The Corporate Termination API Evolution

The evolution of password requirements is the digital equivalent of Stockholm syndrome. First panel: the classic "admin/password" combo – practically leaving your front door wide open with a neon sign saying "Rob me!" Second panel: When sites force you to use those ridiculous l33t-speak substitutions that nobody can remember. "Is that a zero or an O? Was it an @ or an a?" Third panel: The modern password hellscape requiring uppercase, lowercase, numbers, symbols, your firstborn child, and a blood sacrifice. Final panel: The galaxy brain move of swapping username and password. Security by absurdity – hackers would never think to try it! And yet some production server somewhere is absolutely running with these credentials right now.

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