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Ah, the battle-hardened senior dev vs. the fresh-faced junior. The senior is literally taking arrows from all sides—office politics, changing requirements, and those ever-looming deadlines—while still finding time to compliment the junior's CSS button. It's the perfect metaphor for tech career progression. By the time you reach senior level, you're not just writing code—you're a human shield absorbing corporate chaos while trying to mentor the next generation who think their biggest achievement is centering a div. The junior has no idea what's coming. None of us did. One day you're excited about button styling, the next you're in eight hours of meetings discussing "synergy" while your Jira tickets multiply like rabbits.

Ah, the corporate time-tracking paradox. You've spent so much time meticulously logging your hours in Jira that you now need to track the time you spent tracking time. Next logical step? Track the time spent tracking the time spent tracking time. Congratulations, you've just discovered recursion without writing a single line of code. Management will probably ask you to create a Jira ticket to improve time-tracking efficiency.