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Content Programming in high school and college: I can write a function to check if a number is a palindrome, a "Dog" class that overrides methods of the "Animal" class, and a dictionary that receives the real name of a superhero as key and returns their secret identity. I suppose that I have enough practice to start the next unicorn that will disrupt a major tech industry. imgtip FIVE YEARS LATER, SEARCHING FOR WORK: hi "What are all of these arcane symbols? How do I unit test? Who is JSON, and why is the letter 'A' missing in his name?" imgfli ProgrammerHumor. io

Content lam not a programmer at all, but I once had to use a scripting program to automate a task at work. My co-workers complained that they didn't know how much was left and wanted a bar. So, I added a loading bar that automatically started at 30, and then every 5 seconds split the remaining and added it on (capping at 99 until done). So: 30, 65 (100-3070; 702 35; 30 (original) 35 65), 82, 91, 96, 98, 99, 99.. After that they loved it. Idiots.

Content Subject Out of the office 731 - 87 Re: Urgent Changes 2:35 AM I am out of the office because I've met all of my deadlines after 3 weeks of no sleep because everyone else was late. If this is an urgent matter, please kindly fuck off and plan ahead next time. Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my end. I'll be in touch as soon as I listen to all of your voicemails where you read through all of the emails that I haven't responded to yet. Thanks!

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