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First frame: "Don't shoot! I am JS Developer" with hands up desperately trying to save himself. Second frame: "Explain promises" Third frame: "Shoot" The eternal struggle of JavaScript developers when cornered about explaining async concepts. Sure, they can write promises all day long, but ask them to actually explain how the hell that callback-escaping magic works under the hood, and suddenly taking a bullet seems like the easier option. The callback hell they were trying to escape just became an interrogation hell instead.

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Ah, the eternal battle of type systems! In the top panel, we see C language with its compiler ready to stab you if you dare mix an int with a float. "Is that a char* you're passing to a function expecting void*? PREPARE TO DIE." Meanwhile, Python in the bottom panel is like that rebellious teenager: "Types? Yeah, I've heard of them. More like suggestions, really." Your variable can identify as an integer on Monday and a string by Wednesday afternoon. The IDE just stands there with a sign saying it could warn you, but honestly, it's not paid enough to care. The duality of programming: strict typing that makes you feel like you're disarming a bomb vs. dynamic typing where everything's made up and the types don't matter until runtime explodes in production.