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Content ptq 5h Holly shit, my last fix to a problem was to add 100ms delay. The bug was so rare and random that was unable to track it down, and this somehow solved it. 4 826 bomko 4h Was it because of an async function? 4 423 FountainsOfFluids 4h Yes, that's the only reason such a fix would work, assuming it really did the trick. EMCoupling 3h Did it fix it... Or just make it harder to repro the bug...? 4 315 J FountainsOfFluids 3h 1 Award If you can't reproduce the bug anymore, isn't that a fix? 1.0k J

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THE SHOWER TEMPERATURE BINARY CATASTROPHE! 💀 Normal humans get to experience the LUXURY of a float temperature where water can be ANY value between freezing and boiling. But MY shower? NOPE! My shower decided to be a DRAMA QUEEN with its boolean temperature that only knows two states: SURFACE OF THE SUN or ARCTIC TUNDRA! That microscopic 0.00001° turn of the knob is the difference between hypothermia and third-degree burns. It's like my shower is running on the world's most sadistic if-else statement with absolutely ZERO room for a comfortable middle ground!

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The utopian future we deserve! Every developer who's spent hours reviewing PRs only to find they're 90% whitespace changes knows this pain. You're trying to find actual code changes but instead get bombarded with indentation fixes, trailing spaces, and line ending normalizations. The meme suggests we'd literally have flying cars and futuristic architecture if GitHub just added a simple toggle to filter out whitespace noise from pull requests. Spoiler alert: GitHub does have this feature (append ?w=1 to diff URLs), but it's buried like a secret cheat code instead of being a prominent button. The real tragedy is how many developer-hours we've collectively wasted squinting at meaningless whitespace diffs when we could've been building this sci-fi paradise instead.