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Content Junior dev when Senior allows him merging his first PR: I go to production

Someone clearly skipped their Python tutorials and went straight to the animal kingdom! 🐢 The poor soul selected "A group of turtles" as the definition of a Python library when it's ACTUALLY "a group of functions" (though honestly, herding turtles might be easier than debugging some libraries). The question is giving major "I'll just wing this exam" energy. Next up: "What's a Python string? A snake wearing a necklace!" 🐍💎

Content Theorize about potential race condition buy everyone muffins imoflip.com Chances are so small that I say "if this actually happens I will buy evervone muffins" I buy everyone muffins

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Content Programming in other languages My code is correct, my code is correct, my code is correct Noo, you forgot a semicolon!!! Programming in R I put in a totally wrong data type Don't worry, 1 got you, bro

Content "You work with computers right? Why don't you have a smarthome setup?" Me: KNOWI