Standard Library Moment

Content ME: STAYS AWAKE UNTIL 3 AM TO WRITE CODE window.gs.finalphase false; if (window.gs.final phase) THE CODE I WRITE AT 3 AM:

Content me at a software job interview interviewer: i can offer you 40000 per annum me: double it interviewer: ok, i can offer you 40000.00 per annum

Content What others see What you see UI Good Spaghetti Code Magic WTF Magic Magic WHY?! WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT?! 1 got this figured out.

Content Doctors: Googling stuff online does not make you a doctor. Programmers:

Nothing says "responsible parenting" quite like abandoning your child with a mainframe computer from the 1970s and a COBOL manual! This is basically the programming equivalent of leaving your kid with dinosaurs as babysitters. That poor child is about to learn that semicolons aren't just for English class and that punch cards were the original "swipe right." The ultimate character-building exercise: debug COBOL or no dinner tonight! Honestly, this might explain why so many banking systems still run on ancient code - those traumatized children grew up and refused to ever touch the code again.

Content I program in HTML HTML is not a programming language