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The gap between perception and reality in coding has never been more delicious. Your non-tech friend watches in awe as you type echo "Hello World" in a green-on-black terminal, convinced you're bypassing NASA's firewall, while you're just grilling the most basic program known to developers. The terminal is our BBQ pit - it looks impressive to outsiders but we're just cooking the same simple meat everyone starts with.

Content HeyPuter puter Code Issues 120 1? Pull requests 5 Q) Di: Commits " main Commits on Jul 8, 2024 chore: remove eslint KernelDeimos committed 8 minutes ago 717 wtf is wrong with eslint?! jelveh committed 21 minutes ago X 68 Update .eslintignore jelveh committed 23 minutes ago 78 Create .eslintignore jelveh committed 25 minutes ago X 78

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of those mythical beings who can just GLANCE at code and instantly grasp its entire functionality! 😱 The meme shows the GLORIOUS transformation from confused normie to absolute CODING DEITY - complete with sunglasses because your eyes need PROTECTION when you've achieved such enlightenment! The rest of us mere mortals are still stuck in the top panels, squinting desperately at the same function for 45 minutes before giving up and running it to see what happens. Who needs documentation when you're basically a programming PSYCHIC?!

Content DESIGN PATTERNS 00 MIC ALGORITHMS SHARDING CACHING 34 34 STUPIDLY SIMPLE CODE STUPIDLY SIMPLE CODE 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

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Junior developers pushing code straight to production is the tech equivalent of giving car keys to someone who just got their learner's permit. The terrifying confidence of asking "How much review do I need?" only to immediately decide "None? I merge now. Good luck, everybody else!" perfectly captures that moment when inexperience meets fatal optimism. Senior devs watching this unfold are already updating their resumes while the production server starts smoking. That merge button might as well be labeled "Career Russian Roulette."