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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this person claiming they "use C++ in JavaScript" only to reveal they're just using the increment operator (c++) in a basic for loop! 💀 This is like saying you're fluent in Italian because you can order a pizza! The absolute BETRAYAL when they show their "C++" code and it's just a pathetic little counter printing numbers with line breaks. And everyone's losing their minds laughing because it's the programming equivalent of saying you're a chef because you can make toast. THE DRAMA! THE DECEPTION!

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Oh. My. GOD. Trying to debug a regex pattern is LITERALLY like being an archaeologist deciphering ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but a magnifying glass and shattered dreams! You're squinting at a wall of mystical symbols like ^(?:([A-Z])(?![A-Z])|[a-z])+$ wondering what ancient deity you offended to deserve this punishment. One wrong character and your entire application implodes into a black hole of despair. And the worst part? When you finally figure it out, you'll have absolutely NO IDEA how you did it! Future you will look at that regex and weep uncontrollably.