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Content See this? This is the 80 character line. You must never go beyond it JS wOop WOOP public static wOop woop What lies beyond it? JS extends implements Anything anything new Anything(); throws ArrayIndexOutOf Bounds Exce THEJENKINSCOMIC

The only relationship where getting errors is a sign of love. The Rust compiler might tell you that you're a complete failure who can't count parameters correctly, but at least it's consistent and helps you grow. Meanwhile, your toxic ex can't be tamed even with unsafe{} blocks. Both will make you cry at 2 AM, but only one actually cares about your memory safety.

Content When you just declared a variable and the IDE is already complaining about how you haven't used it anywhere: We get there when we get there!

The aristocracy of web development has arrived! TypeScript developers looking down their noses at JavaScript peasants with that perfect mix of pity and disgust. Nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like strong typing and compile-time error checking. Meanwhile, JavaScript developers are out there living dangerously with their undefined is not a function errors, like savages without powdered wigs. The TypeScript nobility wouldn't dare touch code that doesn't explicitly declare its intentions - how barbaric!

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