So it’s not imposter syndrome?

The eternal longing of Linux developers... dreaming of a fully-functional Visual Studio experience while Microsoft continues to ghost their relationship status. Sure, VS Code exists, but it's like getting a text that says "u up?" at 2am instead of a proper commitment. That purple Visual Studio icon next to the Linux penguin represents the forbidden love that Microsoft keeps teasing but never fully delivers on. The cloud shows what we truly desire in our hearts - a world where we don't have to dual-boot Windows just to use the good IDE.

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Homer standing proudly in his underwear is the perfect embodiment of that junior dev who just fixed a complex bug with... wait for it... a series of print statements. The dots between "I have solved the" and "problem" represent the trail of desperate debug prints that somehow led to enlightenment. It's the coding equivalent of finding your car keys after tearing apart your entire house. Sure, proper debugging tools exist, but why use those when you can litter your code with print("here1") , print("here2") , and the ever-informative print("WHY GOD WHY") ?

Content I wanted to ask you one more question about your resume. It says here that you created your own programming language. Yeah, it was a fun project. It's called XYZZY and a few people are actually using it. It's about a year old now. Only one year? I'm sorry but we are looking for someone with at least eight years of experience in XYZZY. sigh Why is it so hard to find good people? madeofmistake.com

The eternal battle between PC and console gaming boiled down to cold, hard economics. Console players getting robbed twice - first for the hardware, then for the privilege of connecting to the internet they already pay for . Meanwhile, PC gamers smugly buying a game once and playing it forever (or until the servers die because nobody wanted to pay for maintenance). It's the digital equivalent of buying the cow vs. paying monthly for milk delivery from a cow you already bought.

Content stevenlol Yesterday at 18:54 C makes me want to shoot myself in the forehead SwanX1 Yesterday at 18:54 same (edited) why would you even code in C 1 stevenlol Yesterday at 18:55 C 1 stevenlol Yesterday at 18:55 you son of a bitch