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The job title inflation chart nobody asked for but everyone needed. Same person, different LinkedIn profile updates as they discover the salary brackets. "Coder" is the angry intern fixing bugs for pizza. "Programmer" is what you call yourself after learning a for-loop. "Developer" comes with the first paycheck that covers rent. "Software Engineer" appears magically after your first successful pull request. "Software Architect" is just you refusing to write code while drawing boxes on whiteboards at 3x the salary.

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The existential crisis of password management in its purest form. First, you can't remember your password. Then when you try to create a new one, the system hits you with that classic security measure preventing you from reusing old passwords—which is technically correct since you just failed to enter it twice! The wrapped-up cat of despair perfectly captures that moment when you realize you're trapped in authentication purgatory. It's that special kind of digital suffering that makes you question your life choices and wonder if maybe you should've just written everything down on a sticky note like your grandparents.

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