The beautiful irony of OS tribalism: Windows and Linux users spend all day roasting each other and dunking on Apple, only to unite like long-lost brothers when it comes to trashing Microsoft and Windows itself. It's like watching someone talk trash about their own family—totally fine when they do it, but they'll still nod along when you do too. Meanwhile, Mac users are just sitting there having an existential crisis because someone dared criticize their overpriced aluminum rectangle. The real kicker? Linux users simultaneously hate Microsoft while WSL2 slowly turns Windows into a glorified Linux terminal emulator. The enemy of my enemy is... still my enemy, but at least we can agree on something.