Shakespeare Dot Exe Has Crashed

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of Boolean operators destroying literature! Shakespeare's famous existential question has been HIJACKED by programming logic! 😱

In programming, "OR" is represented by the XOR operator (^) which evaluates to TRUE only when inputs differ. So "to be XOR not to be" is technically correct in code-speak, making Hamlet's profound question a mere Boolean expression!

Dwight's face says it all - the unbearable pain of watching humanities majors butcher logical operators. The AUDACITY!