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Nvidia stock plummeting 17.44% after someone supposedly declared "GPUs are for gaming, not for speculation" is the financial equivalent of yanking the power cord during a CUDA training session. Crypto miners and AI researchers frantically watching their RTX investments nosedive faster than a poorly optimized neural network. Meanwhile, gamers who just wanted reasonable prices are sitting in the corner with popcorn watching the chaos unfold. The irony of hardware designed for parallel processing causing such sequential market destruction is *chef's kiss*.

Congratulations, you've discovered the forbidden C hack that lets you skip semicolons by exploiting the return value of printf() inside an if statement. Next week: removing curly braces by nesting everything in a single ternary operator. The irony is palpable. Writing more code to avoid typing a single character is exactly the kind of "optimization" that keeps senior developers awake at night. It's like building an entire automated system just to avoid getting up to turn off the light switch.

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Content Developers: HTML is not a programming language, never never. HTML: The web cannot survive without me, but you guys keep hating me. Thanks.