Safe Travels

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The tech industry's favorite paradox: entry-level positions requiring time travel abilities. That cat's face is all of us reading job listings that say "Junior" but demand years of experience. It's like asking someone to be a virgin with sexual experience. The hiring manager probably also wants 5 years of experience in a framework that's only existed for 2 years. Welcome to the job market, where logic goes to die!

Ah, the classic "job interview disguised as a coding test" trap. Two full days of implementing multiple bullet firing, collision optimization, weapon modes, particle effects, high score tables, and UFOs... all for the privilege of maybe getting hired. Translation: "Please build our entire game for free while we watch and decide if we like you enough to actually pay you someday." Next time just ask candidates to fix your production bugs while they're at it. Nothing says "we value your expertise" like extracting 16 hours of unpaid labor before the first handshake.

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