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The ultimate penetration test! When the interviewer asks "what makes you suitable for this job?" and the candidate drops the bomb: "I hacked your computer and invited myself for this interview." Talk about demonstrating your skills instead of just listing them on a resume! This is basically the tech equivalent of breaking into a bank vault to apply for a security guard position. Practical experience > theoretical knowledge. The real power move isn't sending a follow-up email after the interview—it's hacking the HR system to schedule the interview in the first place. Unauthorized access has never been so career-advancing!

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The classic "Epic Handshake" meme gets a deliciously ironic twist here. On one side, we have the noble summer job warrior, barely putting in effort at the fulfillment center. On the other, the valiant frontend developer, creating pixel-perfect UI while ignoring best practices. Both united in the sacred art of "loading packages lazily" - which is either slacking off at work or using lazy loading in code, depending on which arm you're looking at. The duality of half-assery creating one magnificent whole-ass disaster. It's the beautiful union of two completely different worlds reaching the exact same mediocre outcome through entirely different means.

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