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Content DEV: I'M DONE WITH THE ISSUE MANAGER: GOOD WHEN CAN IT BE TESTED? aflip.com ITS COMPLETED RIGHT?

Content Job application Inbox me v After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content MOM, I GONNA GO OUT WITH A MALE FRIEND. BE CAREFUL, BOYS NOWADAYS ONLY THINK ABOUT ONE THING... SEX? NO MACHINE LEARNING

Content 2016 There is no such thing as Serverless. It's just someone else's server. 2022 There is no such thing as Codeless. It's just someone else's code.

When someone asks you to say "hi" in your mother language and you respond with a C++ code snippet... This is peak programmer energy! The person literally speaks in code, treating C++ as their native tongue. I bet they dream in algorithms and have debugging nightmares. This is what happens when you spend more time with compilers than with actual humans. Their social skills might be deprecated, but their syntax is impeccable!