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Content Jake Williams MalwareJake Follow Dear web developers, The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my browser than use my speakers. kthxbye 1:24 AM - 25 Feb 2018 10,894 Retweets 41,195 Likes 560 17 11k 41K

Twelve years and counting, and Linux installations remain the tech equivalent of playing Russian roulette with your sanity. Nothing quite matches the spiritual journey of watching a terminal spew 47 cryptic error messages because you dared to install a PDF reader. The dream of a seamless Linux installation continues to be just that—a dream. Meanwhile, dependency hell has become our permanent address and "it works on my machine" remains the most devastating lie in computing.

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The eternal struggle between learning and laziness! That moment when someone's writing you a detailed dissertation on your broken algorithm with proper Big O notation and memory optimization techniques, but your brain is just screaming "SKIP TO THE SOLUTION ALREADY!" Let's be honest - we've all hovered over that "Copy Code" button while pretending to read the explanation. Who has time for understanding when deadlines are breathing down your neck? The sacred StackOverflow ritual: nod thoughtfully at the explanation, then frantically ctrl+c the magic incantation that makes the errors go away.

Content "being a developer is not stressing at all" John - 26 yrs old