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You know that feeling when you try to refactor your emotions like they're legacy code? "I'll just extract this sadness into a helper function, make it more modular, maybe wrap it in a try-catch..." But nope, your emotional compiler just throws the same exception right back at you.
Turns out feelings don't have unit tests, and no amount of design patterns can fix a broken mental state. You can't just apply SOLID principles to your psyche and expect it to suddenly become maintainable. Sometimes the bug is a feature, and the feature is depression.
Pro tip from someone who's been there: Emotions are like that one monolithic function with 500 lines of nested if-statements. You can't refactor it—you just have to live with it until the sprint ends.
