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Content 1am once again asking What is your favorite language?

Content Marko 4 Denic denicmarko STOP making fun of different programming languages C is FAST Java is POPULAR Ruby is COOL Python is BEAUTIFUL PHP JavaScript is AWESOME Haskell is INTRIGUING 17:12 07 May 20 Twitter Web App

Content No Comments public int UpdateCounter ) Counter; if (Counter Max) Counter 0; j return Counter; Useless Comments public int UpdateCounter) Increment the counter Counter; if (Counter Max) if Counter is greater than Max set Counter to 0 Counter 0: Return Counter return Counter;

Content STOP programming computers Sand was never meant to think this is very cruel to rocks

OMG, the AUDACITY of Python developers complaining about simplicity while PHP is over here literally threatening your code with DEATH! 💀 Like, honey, PHP doesn't ask politely - it's either doThis() or DIE. No negotiation, no therapy session, just pure ultimatum energy. Meanwhile, Python devs are throwing tantrums because their language is TOO USER-FRIENDLY? The DRAMA! The IRONY! I can't even... 🙄

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