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The joke brilliantly skewers how recommendation algorithms work in real life. Instead of having original preferences, ML models basically look at what's popular and say "I'll have what they're having!" It's the digital equivalent of copying the smart kid's homework, but with billions of data points. Collaborative filtering in a nutshell—why make your own decisions when you can just aggregate everyone else's? Next time Netflix suggests that documentary everyone's watching, remember it's just an algorithm at a bar asking what's trending.

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THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of job hunting while employed! Your company is DESPERATELY searching for your replacement, and there you are, scrolling through job listings like you're on a covert mission! The audacity! The betrayal! It's the corporate version of dating apps—everyone's looking for someone better while pretending to be loyal. The modern workplace romance: you're both cheating on each other with other jobs! And the awkward eye contact when you both realize what's happening? PRICELESS!

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