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Content rtodayilearned Enviado por 3h 3 3, 3 prmios TIL about the Navajo practice of leaving a small imperfection in every item they create. Since they incorporate part of themselves into anything they make, this imperfection creates a "spirit pathway" that allows their spirit to escape. GENTLEMEN IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I ANNOUNCE I AM GOING FULL NAVAJO AND I WILL NOT REMOVE BUGS FROM MY CODE I DON'T WANT MY SPIRIT TO BE LOCKED IN MY PROGRAMS.

Ah yes, the classic debugging scenario where the big Spider-Man (developers) is actually trying to solve problems while baby Spider-Man (project managers and designers) stands there with that "I'm contributing" energy. Nothing quite like having someone hover over your shoulder suggesting you "just fix the bug" while you're neck-deep in legacy code written by a developer who left three years ago. The little one's face perfectly captures that mix of confusion and unearned confidence that appears right before they ask "is it fixed yet?" for the fifth time in an hour.

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Content M " 1 31 0 4:48 dis.4chan.orgreadprog129554 Return Entire Thread First 100 Posts Prev 100 Next 100 Last 50 Posts Report Thread Stule: Yotsuba. PseudOch. Terminal Pages: 1-40 41-80 81-120 121-160 161-200 201-240 241-280 281-320 321-360 361-400 401-440 441-480 481-520 521-560 561-600 601-640 641-680 681-720 721-760 761-800 801-840 841-880 881-920 921-960 961-1000 1001-1040 1041- Genius sorting algorithm: Sleep sort 1 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-20 12:22 Man, am I a genius. Check out this sorting algorithm I just invented. !binbash function f() sleep "1" echo "1" do while -n "1" f "1" shift done wait example usage: .sleepsort.bash 5 3 6 3 6 3 1 4 7 2 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:27 1 Oh god, it works. But I don't like to wait 218382 seconds to sort '(0 218382) 3 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:31 2 yes the worst case is very big 4 Name: Anonvmous 2011-01-20 12:45

You know that senior dev who proudly declares "my code is self-documenting" and refuses to write a single comment? Yeah, trying to understand their codebase is like being an archaeologist deciphering ancient hieroglyphics with nothing but an English dictionary. Sure, your variable names are descriptive, but that doesn't explain WHY you're recursively calling a function named processData() three times with slightly different parameters. The hieroglyphics probably had better documentation than your 500-line function that "speaks for itself." Pro tip: If someone needs a dictionary and a PhD to understand your "self-documenting" code, it's not self-documenting. It's self-destructing... your team's productivity.

The tech industry's unofficial dictionary just dropped! Someone's taking a satirical jab at outsourcing with these "alternative" definitions. Instead of Artificial Intelligence, APIs, and GPT, we get the Mumbai edition. Gotta love how GPT went from "Generative Pre-trained Transformer" to "Gujarati Professional Typist." Next time your manager brags about implementing AI solutions, just ask "Which part of India are they from?" The outsourcing jokes never get old... unlike the legacy code we're all maintaining.